Dubla,
You Know isn't a financial advisor - he's much more important than that. In his capacity as a spiritual advisor to anyone who will listen to him, You Know wants to direct, not their finances, but their life-courses. Based in his logical reasoning, sound argument, and incredible humility, who wouldn't want to be advised by You Know. He knows, you know.
I for one think You Know is the perfect candidate for the next President of the WatchTower Corp.
Hurray for You-Know the Sage,
You-Know the Wise,
You-Know the Humble,
You-Know the Leader,
You-Know the Winner,
Hurray, hurray, hurray...
Religion n.
An organisation designed to promote atheism.